Chapter 2: Jumpman’s Dream Scenario
Jumpman looks longingly into Pauline’s eyes, in the same way that a newborn husband might stare at his newly created wife on the day of their marriage. They are sitting in the poshest burger restaurant in all of Brooklyn and making sweet, natural small talk that with every word spoken makes both parties fall deeper and wider in love with one another.
Jumpman pays Pauline a stunning compliment that instantly causes her face cheeks to turn a hue of rose red. In return, she blows him a kiss across the table that lands on his left cheek and causes his moustache hairs to tingle with delight. I have-a surprise-a for you-a, says Jumpman. Well, don’t keep me in suspense, says Pauline, what is it? Close-a your pretty eyes-a, says Jumpman. And with that, Pauline closes her pretty eyes. Jumpman then counts to ten: 1-a, 2-a, 3-a, 4-a, 5-a, 6-a, 7-a, 8-a, 9-a, 10-a. And upon saying 10-a, Jumpman pulls out a wrapped box and politely orders Pauline to open her eyes.
Oh Jumpman, says Pauline, is this what I think it is. Well, open it up and find-a out-a, Jumpman replies. Pauline excitedly tears off the paper and her eyes light up upon sighting what’s inside. Oh my, says Pauline excitedly, it’s beautiful, thank you. Pauline pulls out a stunning wooden jewellery box that has been decorated with hand chiselled flowers and love hearts. A heart shaped shape appears above her head to signal that she’s in love. The couple couldn’t be happier at that exact moment in time.
There’s a loud knocking sound and Jumpman is soon brought out of his happy dream. Upon opening his eyes and slowly regaining consciousness, the loud knocking sound occurs again. Jumpman, realising that the noise is emanating from his front door, puts on his shoes and dressing gown and makes his way down the stairs. He opens his front door and is greeting by a beaming Donkey Kong who is dressed in fishing attire and holding a fishing rod.
Hey buddy, says Donkey Kong, I wanted to surprise you. I booked us a week at Fishing Friends Fall for some non-stop fishing, drinking, eating and friendship. And before you say anything, don’t worry – I went to the trouble of ringing up every one of your current customers, with the exception of that girl that popped by last week and asked you to make a jewellery box for her mum because I couldn’t find her listed in the telephone book, and have explained the situation. They’re all happy for you to take the week off work for some much deserved rest and relaxation.
DK, I’m touched you went to all this trouble, says Jumpman, but I can’t-a go, Pauline needs her box-a this week-a and I really want to do a good job-a. How about we go next month eh? My treat-a. I’ll get us a cabin with a hot tub so we can eat Bolognese and relax, what do you say?
Sure, OK, maybe, says Donkey Kong. I gotta go to work now, so I’ll catch you later. And with that a sad, despondent Donkey Kong walks away holding back tears and anger that his friend has once again let him down. As he turns the corner and walks down the street, he spots Pauline striding prettily towards him in the opposite direction. So, thinks Donkey Kong, if Jumpman wants this girl so bad, he’s going to have to come and rescue her. And with that he pulls some cable ties from out of his pocket and puts on a balaclava.
To be continued…